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Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that you’ve never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more. You share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you. When something wonderful happens, you can’t wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement. They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself. Never do they hurt your feelings or make you feel like you are not good enough, but rather they build you up and show you the things about yourself that make you special and even beautiful. There is never any pressure, jealousy or competition but only a quiet calmness when they are around. You can be yourself and not worry about what they will think of you because they love you for who you are. The things that seem insignificant to most people such as a note, song or walk become invaluable treasures kept safe in your heart to cherish forever.
Colors seem brighter and more brilliant. Laughter seems part of daily life where before it was infrequent or didn’t exist at all.


A phone call or two during the day helps to get you through a long day’s work and always brings a smile to your face. In their presence, there’s no need for continuous conversation, but you find you’re quite content in just having them close. Things that never interested you before become fascinating because you know they are important to this person who is so special to you. You think of this person on every occasion and in everything you do. Simple things bring them to mind like a pale blue sky, gentle wind or even a storm cloud on the horizon. You open your heart knowing that there’s a chance it may be broken one day and in opening your heart, you experience a love and joy that you never dreamed possible. You find that being vulnerable is the only way to allow your heart to feel true pleasure that’s so real it scares you. You find strength in knowing you have a true friend and possibly a soul mate who will remain loyal to the end. Life seems completely different, exciting and worthwhile. Your only hope and security is in knowing that they are a part of your life.


Hi Love,


Its just a month since we met,So far,we have had great fun…You’v been
great,fun,interesting ,loving,lovely and lovable …And Hey,am still in LOVE with You…
You gotta accept a few
a few habits….
BEFORE You came into My life,I was a Rugby fan,I used to go watch a game EVERY WEEKEND with my boys…in the pub,cheering and celebrating my team.,AND You have to
accept THAT FACT! You have NO right whatsoever to start pulling Me away from Rudge! The FACT that I Love You doesn’t mean I have started HATING my team! Am still the same Man,same Rudge lover AND ANYTIME there is a match ,I EXPECT that you will behave yourself AND LET ME BE ME! After  all,I will ONLY watch a match for 80 minutes AND spend the rest seconds,minutes,hours,days,months and years with You! Be Fair!


I love my bottle…..I am NOT a drunkard ,not an alcoholic but I love my occasional cold beer….DON’T try changing Me,DON’T try turning me into some Arch- Bishop… Its my beer,You met me with it…If You want to enjoy this relationship,BETTER let me enjoy my beer….After all,You told Me You Love Me,You didn’t say You Love the SOBER Me!
I have Ex-girlfriends! THAT’S A FACT! Better live with it darling! Quit asking how many they are because,truth is,I WILL LIE. Yes,av had a couple bitches here n there, I’ve
banged a couple pussies here and there BUT atleast I stil have my heart! And my D!
So,STOP bothering me with the “Ex” questions,YES,I had them,I did them,I
banged them,I loved some of them BUT its over NOW! They are in my PAST, So STOP
bringing them Up! Hey,I am NOT Father Teresa! I have boyfriends!  Crazy,weird,noisy,mouthy and sometimes annoying Boyfriends!  YOU BETTER ACCEPT THEM! I met them before You,I’ve been through shit with them,thru hell with them!
They are an extension of Me! I hang out with them,laugh with them,joke with them
n share with them! Hating them WONT make Me Love You more! Accept my boyfriends AND be friends with them coz,whether You like it or not,those Motherfuckers are here to stay!!! I DONT have to remember Everythng! I am NOT a teleprompter! I am human. I can
forget dates…Birthday dates,Anniversary or any stupid date,Its called being a Man. So,stop acting up every-time I forget a date,You should thank God I haven’t forgotten You! Its Your job to be neat always. NOT MINE. Finding dirty socks on my gas cooker is as normal as Harambee Stars losing a match and Arsenal not winning trophies season in season out! Live with It. I LOVE SEX. That’s Me. A Man. So,STOP pretending that you are surprised that am always horny for You…its normal.Given a chance,I would do it ANYTIME,ANYWHERE…so,better STOP denying me that cookie! DONT blame Me,trace it back to the biblical King Solomon. My D is my D! The size is my size! You either appreciate it or LEAVE me! I wont sit here n watch You complaining about my D! Its NOT about how DEEP I can go in You,its about how DEEP my love for you Is. Sometimes I cum fast,sometimes I stay longer! Its being a MAN! So,stop whining and acting up everytime I cum too quick! You should thank God I CAME! That means You are too awesome to DELAY ! After all,Its NOT about how long I can last in bed,its about how LONG this relationship will last!!! But Hey, DONT BE FOOLED! Sometimes I can last longer than the some DJ You like! Try Me! DONT EVER compare Me with Your Ex. If he was sooo good,what THE FUCK are You doing with Me??? If am good in bed,SPREAD the word to Your girlfriends…and sisters….and female cousins…..If am poor,SPREAD the word to Me….I’ll do something about it… Never attack me verbally in public! Never Ever! Its a crime! We are Lovers,NOT Politicians. My phone IS my phone. The stuff that goes on there is crazier than a XtianDela TV! Leave it alone!
Oh,and NEVER answer my calls! Ever! If they wanted to talk to You,they would have called You instead! If I have the money,we’ll spend it. If am broke…Sit down and pray for Me. Dont start Acting Up because my wallet is empty! Hey,I came into Your life to LOVE YOU, Not to bail you out! ALWAYS REMEMBER, I came to attend to Your heart affairs,NOT FINANCIAL AFFAIRS! I am Your Boyfriend! Not Bill Gates!!! But just know I Love You
Abu McOgutu.